PANICLATER
$PANICL8R · on Solana · certified unbothered
Urgency is a setting. We turned it off.
Markets open. Alarms ring. Everyone screams NOW.
PANIC LATER presses snooze and rolls over.
To be announced
no rush. there will always be another last chance.
panics postponed: 0
sleep stage 1 · light rest
There was once a clock designed to ring at exactly the right moment.
Unfortunately, the internet set 8,412 alarms on it.
Buy now. Sell now. Look now. Panic now.
After the 8,413th alert, the clock opened one eye, pressed the green button, wrapped itself in a blue blanket, and walked away carrying its pillow.
It left behind one rule:
“Urgency is not importance.”
sleep stage 2 · deep rest
Everyone says they're calm. Prove it. Don't move the mouse. Don't scroll.
Don't type. Don't click. Just… be. 30 seconds earns the blanket.
can you do
absolutely nothing?
best stillness: none yet · attempts: 0
twitchy
stillness in progress. the blanket is watching.
YOU PANICKED.
the mouse moved. 8,412 alarms won.
sleep stage 3 · REM
other coins publish tokenomics. we publish how well we slept.
same numbers, better attitude.
total supply
0
one billion $PANICL8R. counted like sheep.
tax
0%
taxes are stressful. we don't do stressful.
liquidity
burned
tucked in forever on migration. it's not getting up.
mint authority
none
nobody can set new alarms on this clock.
last night's sleep quality — excellent, obviously
panic: 0% (scheduled for tomorrow)
market nap report
asleepthe market is asleep. live stats arrive after launch. check later, obviously.
price
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market cap
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24h volume
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sleep stage 4 · the wind-down
four steps. zero urgency. the coin will still be there after your nap.
get Phantom. it's free, it's purple, it holds your coins while you sleep.
send a little SOL to your wallet from any exchange. no, you don't need to check the price first.
set no alarms. price checks are a tomorrow problem, and tomorrow has not arrived.
sleep stage 5 · dreaming
our roadmap is a list of alarms. most of them are set.
one of them will never ring.
fair launch. the clock opens one eye.
memes, stickers, and dangerously cozy energy flood the timeline.
dexscreener hot pair. we will look at it tomorrow.
scheduled: tomorrow. tomorrow has not arrived.
go ahead, try to switch the last one on.
the blanket has room. the pillow is shared.
nothing here requires your immediate attention.